Too cute...found this on MySpace:)
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack, candy never has a headache or any other excuse.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after when you tried others.
AND THE #1 REASON IS. . . . . .
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after when you tried others.
AND THE #1 REASON IS. . . . . .
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
1 comment:
#8 cracked me up!! I just have to share this one..ty for the giggle
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