So yesterday afternoon, Tony calls and asks me 'What did you call for earlier?"
I said "Well, I was wondering what time you thought you'd be done working, so I could figure out when to start supper."
Just then, the smoke detector starts going off.
I say "Since I couldn't get you, I decided to go ahead and cook. I'm cooking right now."
Tony says, "I know...I can hear the smoke detector!"